Comedians and action stars are into some serious chick-bagging!
Exhibit A

Exhibit B

It's wit vs brawn, as they go head to head in a battle to win the epic-skillz title. Prestige in the world of men--it's everything.
Now you be the judge…
Ladies: Do you prefer the heart-stopping bad boys or the ruthless charmers?
Boys: On whose side are you on?
Choose a winning team, and tell Juice why!
ROUND 1: Dolphy vs Ramon Revilla Sr.
Its quality vs quantity for this one! Which do you prefer?
Contestant #1

(+) Points: For bagging a hot young quality diva.

(-) Points: For cross dressing!

Contestant #2
(+) Points: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

(+) Points: For that venomous anting-anting!

- Points: For not having an eminent girlfriend. Quality will always stomp quantity!
(I couldn't find a single picture of any of his girlfriends online. I guess there are just too many--that they all ended up in spam.)
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ROUND 2: Vic Sotto vs Robin Padilla
Oh, now this is a tough one!
Contestant #1

Whooops, wrong photo!
(+) Points: For aging like a fine wine. Now we all know how embarrassing high school photos are!

(+) Points: For this quartet!
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4)

Contestant #2

(+) Points: For being the epitome of maginoo...
(+) Points: For having a hot, young wifey.

(+) Points: Because he's every man's idol of course!

(-) Points: Just because it sort of takes away a bit of the manliness--they're brothers, and they do look alike. Seeing the girl version of your man isn't exactly appealing.

ROUND 3: Eddie Murphy vs Tom Cruise
It's a Hollywood battle this time around.
Contestant #1

(+) Points: For landing a Spice Girl!

(+) Points: Model wife. Period.

(+) Points: For scoring the hottest caramel chicks in town.

Bonus!

Contestant #2

(+) Points: For marrying a Hollywood blondeshell.

(+) Points: For an obvious reason.

(+) Points: For a 16 year age gap.

Now, if you're looking for the best of both worlds, you might want to refer to the following renaissance men.
Speciman #1: Manoy
He sure knows how to lure the ladies!

Speciman #2: Charlie Sheen
He's got that whole (very)bad boy thing going on (understatement of the century), with the uncanny ability to make people laugh.










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Manoy vs Charlie Sheen : Manoy gets extra points for having the name Manoy BUT Charlie Sheen ended the pornstar career of Gigi Rivera so this is a tough one. The article was hella entertaining. Nice one Nikki!
(February 02, 2012 09:52:33 AM)