Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) - There’s nothing like a little debauchery now and then to pull you out of the humdrum of the 9 to 5 grind. You’ve been feeling like you’ve been spread a little too thin lately and a night out with friends is exactly what you need to get yourself back on track. Just cos you’re stuck in the office all day doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the summer. That’s why rooftop bars exist. Get on it.
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) - You’re still reeling from a week-old Manila Music Festival hangover and are itching for another event that’ll satisfy the audiophile in you. While it may be a while until the next festival rolls around, The Anti-Apocalypse Show at Cubao X this Friday can tide you over until then.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) - Bugging out over your current love life, or lack thereof? Just because you don’t have anyone to snuggle up to while watching the new season of Game of Thrones doesn’t mean your life is over. If the ladies of Westeros have taught us anything it’s that you don’t need a man to kick some ass, so make like Khaleesi and get your head straight.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) - Things are starting to look up and this worries you; not having anything to stress about makes you anxious because you’re so used to getting the short end of the stick. Don’t let the defeatist in you screw with your happiness, however fleeting it might be.
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Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - That beach trip you’ve been planning with your friends is approaching. Nothing says summer like a road trip, and nothing ruins it like not having the right tunes for the ride. This is the perfect time for you to show your friends what awesome taste in music you have (if they don’t already know). Need a little help? Here you go. You’re welcome.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You’ve always been of the mind that one can never have too many shoes, well you might want to re-think your Imeldific ways because, while you might idolize the old gal, unfortunately you don’t have nearly as much money. A little frugality will do you well.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You’ve been in a funk lately and despite your friends best efforts to cheer you up, nothing seems to be working. Maybe it’s time for a little reinvention? But remember, it’s one thing to get some layers razored in or some fringe bangs (a la your new obsession, indie cyborgesque goddess Grimes), it’s a whole other thing to get a Lil Wayne face tattoo. Know the difference.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) - Never underestimate the power of denial, dear Scorpio. While things may seem all glossy on the outside, a storm is brewing under that calm and put-together exterior of yours. Start a blog, find a wooden glen and punch-dance your rage out, or whatever it is you do to purge yourself of all that bad juju you’ve been holding on to.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) - That bright-eyed Zooey D look-alike you’ve been crushing on for the past few months still hasn’t gotten the hint that your feelings for her are more than platonic. Before you get friend-zoned forever, invite her to the Morrissey concert this Sunday, and show her the charming you know you can be.
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) - See I’m stuck in the city when I belong in a field. Are the words to The Strokes’ Heart in a Cage hitting a little too close to home? The wanderlust is catching, and it doesn’t help that you’re stuck in a cubicle for most of the week while your Instagram feed gets flooded with photos of your friends sipping cocktails at the beach. Grab a few inflatable pools, fill those suckers with ice and beer and throw a party. Besides, you don’t need sand getting in your sh*t.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) - There isn’t enough hours in the day for all the things you want to do. Between managing your music blog, getting clients for your start-up design boutique, and growing your own edible garden, it’s pretty clear you’ve bitten off more than you can chew. Slow down and take a breather. Pop in the new Beach House, get on your bike and take a ride around town.
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Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20) - Your propensity for the dramatic is getting out of hand, and there’s only so much of that self-aware narcissism you’ve been spinning lately that people can take. Don’t let your baggage get the best of you. A little less Kristen Stewart, a little more Emma Stone please, because there’s nothing more annoying than someone with a chip on their shoulder.
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