I had an interesting morning today. I went to the bank before heading to work, and the teller really made my day. She kept saying, "Mam, and lake ng tinaba nyo. As in! Ang lake talaga. Tumaba ka talaga." I would nod and smile, agree with her, and then she'd say it again. In my head I wanted to scream "Sige, say TABA one more time! I dare you! Say it!!!" I texted my husband about it, and his reply was "Yah... Diet time. You can do it!" WTF? Are you saying I'm fat?!