The Week that Was, in the Slowest Show on Earth...

PS BANK's Annabelle Tiongson got a beating from the internet trolls simply because she kept on smiling last week. Give her a break, people~ she was smiling nervously. Period.

She was on center stage on the most polarizing show in the country, being badgered left and right by the Senator Judges and the Defense. Her customer service training surely taught her to smile even under duress, and that explains her mysterious, constant, Mona Lisa facial expressions.

I call it Grace under Pressure. Keep smiling, Ms. Tiongson!

88 YEARS OLD last Valentine's Day, and by far, he's the sharpest person in this whole sordid mess~ Happy Birthday, Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile!

My wishes for your honor, please:

1. Finally find pictures of the mysterious "little lady."
2. Get all the details of Renato Corona's multiple dollar accounts.
3. share with your countrymen the secrets of your fountain of youth.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

Why in heaven's name would the Chief Justice close three Time Deposit accounts (totaling 31M +) on the very day he was impeached!?? And does he really have 700,000 in $$$, as hinted by Rep. Bolet Banal?

If all these leads are to be believed, being appointed Chief Justice may be even better than winning the Super Grand 6/55 Lotto!!!

At this point, anyone who still thinks that the CJ is innocent is either stupid, lying, or is surnamed Arroyo.

And finally....

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?!?

Many have noticed the striking resemblance between these two gentlemen, both born shortly after World War I; the real question, your honor please, is who will be the Smithers to Cuevas's Burns? Niel Tupas?

Seriously though~ we want to hear the truth. Please stop trying to hide it, Mr. B. Errr, Mr. C!!!

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